Jokes About Horses


Q: Why did the pony have to gargle?

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Q: What did the horse say when it fell?

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Q: What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

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Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?

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Q: When does a horse talk?

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Q: What's the best way to lead a horse to water?

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Q: What disease was the horse scared of getting?

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Q: How long should a horse's legs be?

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Q: Which side of the horse has the most hair?

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Q: Why did the man stand behind the horse?

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